Inspiration, Bribes, Whatever

Today I am thankful for Ghiradelli Peppermint Bark with Dark Chocolate squares for keeping me going through an onerous grading session. If you have not tried on of these delectable morsels, I hereby call you to repentance. On your knees, now! Your eternal progression has been stopped until thou hast partaken. If you know what I'm preaching, can I get a witness?