Mr. A's Not-To-Do-List

1. I will never do cute.
2. I will never sell out.
3. I will never become zombie food.
4. I will never forget the crack of the bat.
5. I will never use aluminum when wood will suffice.
6. I will never say, "No, I'd rather not grill tonight."
7. I will never be skinny.
8. I will never go pink.
9. I will never escape junior high.
10. I will never be completely sane.