It's That Time of Year Again!

Time for zombie haiku.  To kick off SFJH's 4th annual zombie haiku contest, I have penned ten new zombie haiku for your reading pleasure/disgust.  Please feel free to try your hand at this undead tradition by dropping a limb, I mean a line or three in the comments.

“let’s give her a hand”—

zombie’s attempt to find a

snack for his daughter

hand and foot in mouth

is a meal for young zombies

not another plague

watching The Walking

Dead reminds zombies of old

fam’ly videos

rude teenage rebel

learned painful lesson; she told

zombie, “Just bite me.”

zombie kids always

fight over the human prize

hiding in the box

philosophers turned

zombie are often tempted

to split their own skulls

refrigerated

remains are never as good

as fresh flesh served raw

intestinal tug-

of-war ends when zombies hit

the end of the line

when sunbathing near

zombies, be careful or else

more than skin might peel

the hunger games are

undeniably zombie’s

favorite pastime